I Hate Monday Syndrome – IHM Syndrome

IHM Syndrome : disease known to affect working people with regular working schedule and has been working for quite a long time and in almost same condition at all time, which occur in Monday starts in morning and last until noon. Primarily caused by laziness bacteria and irresponsible virus.

Symptoms : Unable to wake up early, late arriving at office, sleepy at all time, looks at clock frequently, and always desires to go home as early as possible

Gah! I guess I got that syndrome too. The virus seems to be getting stronger, it’s not affecting the victim only in Mondays, but also another days. This is a threat to mankind. What if everybody infected? We must find a cure for this disease, and we must do it fast. For earth’s sake, for mankind, for our children, for their future, and for the rest of our lives.

by Yohan on Monday @ office desk, infected by IHM Syndrome